Hail, the Returning Writer!

I have returned! It has been an interesting journey in which I visited distant cliffs, became married, and almost got a kitten twice. While I have not the time right now to recount my adventures, being much in need of what draught this region most favors, I shall forthwith regale listening ears with these, and more. Pull up a bench or chair, grab a pint of cranberry juice, and stray not far from yon roaring hearth.

Or whatever.